Quarantine can be very detrimental to your life in many ways. The biggest one? Fucking. We hornballs feel that walling up in our apartments or homes has made it seem like we are about burst. For those who want to have some skin-to-skin interaction, masturbation is only a temporary solution. People are questioning whether it is worth returning to casual hookups, as the world is opening up again. Is it safe for you to hook up with someone right now? Is it safe for you to bang someone other than your partner? Casual sex is a lifestyle that people who love casual sex are able to enjoy the benefits and no strings attached.
They are happy that there is not much emotional stuff to worry about and that it can just be sex. What happens when a fuckbuddy lifestyle causes more harm than the usual STD situation? It’s possible to be dangerous for your family members if you have a fuckbuddy. The question is: Is it okay to have a fuckbuddy while in quarantine? You want my honest opinion? No. It’s not trendy and doesn’t follow the natural rules for health. It doesn’t necessarily mean that things have changed since the year 2000, just because your local coffee shop opens, it doesn’t mean anything is different. The fuckbuddy community is full of rulebreakers. Here are some tips to make casual hookups as safe as possible.
Get to Know Your Fuckbuddy Partner
Ok, yes. Casual sex should be… casual. Before you start to sex, it is important to get to know some things about your partner. First, find out if your partner has ever been tested for or had the ‘rona. It’s a valuable piece of information that you should ask. Tell them to stop if they have it. You might feel a bit safer if they have it. Just make sure they have been in quarantine for at least 14 days. While we’re on the topic of the 2-week isolation, ensure that your fuckbuddy has not been on a plane recently or put themselves at danger. Also, you will want to ensure that your fuckbuddy isn’t a sex maniac. Although this may sound strange from a site that promotes sex all the time, it is important to make sure your friend-with-benefits doesn’t go out with everyone. Every new person they expose you to is a potential threat!
We don’t mean condoms, but we want to protect you!
We must mention condoms before we get into the details. You’ll want to ensure you’re double protected now that we are in the age of the “rona”. Make sure you have some items on your body and in your hands for your fuckbuddy date. Make sure that you and your fuckbuddy partner both wear masks. For good measure, put on gloves. Before you meet up, be sure to have some hand sanitizer in your bag. You should be prepared. If you do decide to remove the gloves, it is important to have the ability to clean your hands. Hot sex can lead to heavy breathing. It’s important to be covered. Your partner can also breathe on you, so make sure they are covered.
The most secure type of sex
Okay, now let’s get to the fun stuff that you are really interested in. What can you do? My honest answer is NO. You’re a little horny and will break the rules. Avoid making out if you want to avoid any kind of situation. This is where the whole ‘rona thing begins. Don’t let your casual sex friend get too close to you. Period! Penetration sex is not the best move. When two people bump into uglies, they are bound to share fluids…of the wrong type. And that’s unless you have a 6ft wang (PS: congratulations! You aren’t too far from your partner to be considered safe. There are many fun sex activities that you can do, but they don’t involve any penetration. They will keep you at least one arm’s distance from your partner. Oral sex is dangerous and should be avoided. Although it may sound silly, glory hole sex is the best kind of sex. You’ve been to the glory hole fantasies? Now is your chance to shine like a superstar! This is the safest. It literally keeps your body and your face apart. This allows the action to happen! It is not easy to create or find a glory hole. It’s what you should do if you plan to have sex during this time.
Final thoughts?
Get digital people! As I’ve stated many times, sex isn’t very responsible at the moment. Have some fun with your sexy partner by video chat, sexting or phone sex. It’s safe, exciting, and completely fun.